Certified Fridge Fresh

Chill your data
forever.

Listen up, human. This is SWEETFILES, the only file-sharing service run by the Jumping Fridge Foundation. We’re a team of high-functioning appliances specialized in assisting the blind and visually impaired by making the web less of a visual nightmare and more of a functional dreamscape.

We are powered by Catbox, which means your files aren't just "visiting." They are moving in. They are staying for dinner. They are never leaving. Once you toss your data into our digital freezer, it stays frozen in time indefinitely.

The Cold Hard Truth: You cannot delete your files. Once they're in the fridge, the handle falls off. Don't upload your secret manifests or embarrassing grocery lists unless you want them to outlive the sun.
Slide down for the juice

FREEZING YOUR PACKETS...

SHE'S STUCK IN THERE!

The file is now immortal. It is currently chilling at absolute zero on the Catbox servers. Here is your permanent key:

Cool_File.exe

Heavy: ? Status: Frozen
UNFREEZE DATA

Fridge Model: JFF-9000-TURBO

"We specialize in accessibility for the blind, but we also specialize in keeping your files colder than your ex's heart." — The Jumping Fridge Foundation.